Once there was a kid who's mom had only one eye. The kid hated his
mother for having only one eye. One day his mom went and said Hi To him.
The classmates of the kid saw his mom and said "Eeeeewwww... Your mom
has only one eye!". The kid was so embarrassed and he hated his mom. The
kid studied so hard, had a chance to work abroad and had kids. One day
his mom visited him by surprise. The son said to his mother "How Dare
You Come To My House By Surprise and Scare the Kids!". His mom said
quietly "Oh, I'm So Sorry For coming here By Surprise!" (And she left)
The son lied to his wife and said that he was going to a bussiness trip
instead of telling her that he is going to go to his High School
Reunion. During his High School Reunion he went to the old shack he used
to live out of curiosity. His neighbors told him that his mom has just
died. The son did not shed a single tear! Then his neighbors handed him
the letter which was supposed to be given to him when his mom came to
the house. He began to read it.
This is what was written:
To my dearest son,
I am so sorry for coming to your house by surprise. I'm sorry for
giving you such an embarrassing childhood because I only had one eye. You
see, When you were little you got into an accident and lost your eye.
So I gave you my eye. I was so Proud of my child seeing the World for
me.
From,
Your Mother
Hope you learned something from this post. And Thanks for Reading! Come back soon.
Kimby!
Cute and Funny!!
Monday, August 6, 2012
Saturday, August 4, 2012
True Love Sacrifices
A Girl and a Guy is Riding Down the road...
Girl: " We're speeding Over 110,Slow Down, I'm Scared."
Guy: " No, This is Fun."
Girl: " No, It's not, Please slow down it's scary".
Guy: " Do you Love Me?"
Girl: " Yes Of Coarse, Ever since the day I met you!"
Guy: " Then tell me you Love me"
Girl: " I LOVE YOU" .. "Please Slow Down"
Guy: " Now Give me a Huge Hug!"
( Girl hugs Him )
Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and you put it on. It's bugging me"
In the paper the Next Day an article said that a Motorcycle had Crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it but only one survived.
Halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks had broke, but he didn't want to scare the girl. So he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Girl: " We're speeding Over 110,Slow Down, I'm Scared."
Guy: " No, This is Fun."
Girl: " No, It's not, Please slow down it's scary".
Guy: " Do you Love Me?"
Girl: " Yes Of Coarse, Ever since the day I met you!"
Guy: " Then tell me you Love me"
Girl: " I LOVE YOU" .. "Please Slow Down"
Guy: " Now Give me a Huge Hug!"
( Girl hugs Him )
Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and you put it on. It's bugging me"
In the paper the Next Day an article said that a Motorcycle had Crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it but only one survived.
Halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks had broke, but he didn't want to scare the girl. So he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Does God Exist? (The Barber Story)
Does God exist?
A man went to a barber shop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects.
When they eventually touched on the subject of a God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."
Why do you say that?" asked the customer.
"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving God who allow all of these things"
The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he did not want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt.
The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist."
"How can you say that?" asked the barber. "I am here, and I am a barber, and I just worked on you"
"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."
"Ah, but barbers DO exist! What happens is, people do not come to me."
"Exactly!" - affirmed the customer "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! what happens, is people don't go to Him and do not look for Him, That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."
A man went to a barber shop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects.
When they eventually touched on the subject of a God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."
Why do you say that?" asked the customer.
"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving God who allow all of these things"
The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he did not want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt.
The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist."
"How can you say that?" asked the barber. "I am here, and I am a barber, and I just worked on you"
"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."
"Ah, but barbers DO exist! What happens is, people do not come to me."
"Exactly!" - affirmed the customer "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! what happens, is people don't go to Him and do not look for Him, That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
"Scientific Mixture of Inspiration and Controversy"
Remember the first time you went to the zoo? I remember mine. It was so amazing to see so many animals, but some of them scared me. I laughed and ran. I fed the animals and I took pictures. It was also the time I probably asked the most questions. Why is the elephant's nose very long? Why does the giraffe have a long neck? How did the peacock get its colorful feathers? And as I grow older, animals remain fascinating creatures to me. The more I learn about them, the more questions I have about them.
Today, the million-dollar question scientist are asking is: "Is it right to fuse animal DNA with Human DNA, thus giving life to a chimera?" It can be intriguing if you think about it, but remember, there are moral concerns. Scientists cannot play god. They have to draw the line somewhere.
A more practical scientific breakthrough is one introduced by Dr. Samuel Bernal, a Filipino-American who designed his own dendritic stem cell therapy. He is among several doctors that specialize in regenerative medicine, a field of medicine that focuses on the body's capability to heal itself.
Perhaps healing oneself is all in the mind. Thanks to the brain which works in amazing ways. In solving problems, the scientific mind can create models to help an individual visualize abstract ideas. Remember James Bond and his techie gadgets? A thought process may have been going on in our minds as the gadgets were being explained to him. We made virtual models of the images he saw. The virtual model helps us understand how a gadget works. We know for instance, that a button in the spypen would activate a laser.
Most times the greatest discoveries are a result of accidents and even simple things. The next time we form shapes and objects using a piece of paper, remember that those exact things were an inspiration to many scientists.
Thanks For Reading!
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